$35
the original oddsweater. need i say more? yes, i need. printed on the finest maraschino cherry red gildan fibers, this hoodie effortlessly walks the line between classy and clumsy, fancy and far-fetched, inspirational and ignorant. sweatshirt orders are fulfilled at the beginning of every month, and come with a free oddpatch (while supplies last!)
$19
cover up your bad hair day or bald spot with this perfectly head-shaped, powder blue oddhat! can be worn in rainstorms or hailstorms, and even during a nice day if you’re feeling bold. purchase now and receive a free oddpatch with your order. while supplies last!
$23
this retro design oddshirt is sleek, sturdy and smooth. printed on high quality oversized t shirts, this piece will catch the eye of potential lovers and have them thinking “what the hell is a bobby oddsock?”. then they will go talk to you.* (our lawyers made us include here that there is no guarantee that this shirt will make potential lovers talk to or even associate with you whatsoever. in fact, it probably guarantees that they won’t). each oddshirt comes with a free oddpatch! buy now!
$5
these rare oddpatches are limited to 250! no more will ever be made. easily iron these on anything from jean jackets to jean shorts. (also commonly referred to as ‘jorts’, but i do not call them ‘jorts’, as i have still maintained some semblance of self-respect in this world).